For those of you who may have missed it, Denver Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow was the subject of tonight's Top 10. Here is the list.
10. Fell to earth when his home planet Krypton exploded.
9. Throws left, prays right.
8. For breakfast has Icy Hot on toast.
7. If you tell him your street address, he’ll tell you the value of your home.
6. Currently 9th on the Kim Kardashian athlete waiting list.
5. Back in college threw a football twenty yards
4. One time, lost his temper and said, "Darn It"
3. Distracts defenders by flashing his beautiful, piercing blue eyes
2. Justin Bieber fans have "Bieber Fever"; Tim Tebow fans have "The Tebola Virus"
1. Can turn water into Gatorade
Go Broncos!
I was hearing Steelers and media types say no one has ever seen Tebow
throw the long ball before. What the? Maybe all this “film study” isn’t as rigorous as the media like us to think.
oorange blood - January 10, 2012
Top 10 list still alive and kicking...
bfree2bronc - January 10, 2012
kinda lame..Thought it would be slightly funnier..
timmaybronco - January 11, 2012
Really lame
More stupid that it was funny…
Broncos15 - January 11, 2012
I thought the 'Tebola Virus' was pretty good.
NYCBronx - January 11, 2012
Better than the more graphic "Tebowner" that is used derisively.
Tezcatlipoca - January 11, 2012
Hey... its not derisive
Teboner - January 11, 2012
LoL
It’s all about intent.
PearlJamBroncoGFunk - January 11, 2012
#11
Justin Bieber has Tebow Fever!
NJBammer - January 11, 2012
Dear god, no.
The last thing we need is for our starting quarterback to come down with the worst case of syphilis, ever.
Stick with the skiers, Timmy.
Tezcatlipoca - January 11, 2012
was thinking the same thing
trumanj - January 11, 2012
it would bring a whole new meaning
to having the word of god shoved down your throat
Nelliott34 - January 11, 2012
This is so stupid.
Tim Tebow would NEVER say “darn it”
Teboner - January 11, 2012
Well I think he would
If he was asking his Mom to mend a hole in one of his socks. :)
KaptainKirk - January 11, 2012
Classic
That’s more Rec’ worthy than any of the top ten items. I was expecting a little more from this top ten. Also, I guess I was a little offended at #5 and that tempered my ability to find humor in any of it, I suppose.
PearlJamBroncoGFunk - January 11, 2012
Agreed
Although I find #5 more puzzling than offensive. Accuracy is one thing, but I never thought arm strength was one of the criticisms about him.
GirlWhoLovesFootball - January 11, 2012
Is there some twist to #5 im not getting?
Or is really just saying Tebow has a weak arm? Because thats stupid.
Teboner - January 11, 2012
It is sarcasm
KaptainKirk - January 11, 2012
I found proof of
#10….http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=tebow
captncrush47 - January 11, 2012
Too sensitive guys
Dave’s top ten is supposed to be satire. Note the number of times he has celebrities do their own. Letterman is a comedian, not a critic.
Ok, ok, yes I like Letterman :P
Sean in Pa. - January 11, 2012
Not too shabby
Letterman’s Top 10 was always the best part of his show.
TEAM COCO!!!
ElwayFanJ - January 11, 2012
Letterman's Top 10 List should have been put to pasture years ago.
Although I did like numbers 4 and 2. Tebola Virus is a good one, BUT …
I believe Tim Tebow actually said “Gosh darn it”.
CompUser - January 11, 2012
I love #9
Throws left, prays right.
Digger24 - January 11, 2012
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