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Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos kneels on the sideline in the second half against the New England Patriots during their AFC Divisional Playoff Game at Gillette Stadium. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)
The results are in for the Playoff Predictions and there were no matches. That isn't surprising since the majority voted for a Broncos win and I don't blame them one bit. However, there were seven people who elected to predict the winning team. The closest prediction winner is squab, who was 9 points away. He will get one of the two Tim Tebow Fat Heads and a set of Eye Blacks. The other six were in the mix for the other Fathead (Note: these are not the life size ones, check the link) and the winner for that, was HardBeingABillsFan.
111 MHR members participated in the contest. squab got his, so the remaining 110 members were put in a hat to draw the remaining 9 sets of Eye Blacks. A 1 in 12 chance. The winners are:
tonks
turnertwo2003
BroncoTalon
musicman
bringbackatwater
BroncoRob
Henderson_Sports 06
knoepke84
Calikula
Congratulations to the winners.
Since this was so popular, we will be looking forward to conducting more in the future.
Go Broncos!
0 recs | 72 comments
What! I won! woo hoo! “i’d like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get here…”
Calikula - January 16, 2012
dude, can i have one?
i mean, not a set, but maybe just one eye black? well, anyway, congrats.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
email me. barbeque_1324@yahoo.com
Calikula - January 16, 2012
lol. i’m not going to take your dang eye black. no way i’m breaking up that set. you need both of those at work anyway.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
might intmidate some of those bums that come in. Between them and the drifters that come off the amtrak, Im between a rock and a hard place
Calikula - January 16, 2012
i think at least when they walk in and see you sporting the eye patches they’ll at least think twice about trying anything crazy. kind of keeps them off balance, like, crap, what’s this guy capable of?? maybe just buy a cold one and be on my way…
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
Yup Cobra and a Skol
Breakfast of drunkards everywhere
Calikula - January 16, 2012
Hah--
i was in the local suburbia liquor store last week and some out-of-place gangsta type walks in, and before you know it the cashier’s saying to him, “sorry man, we don’t carry Mad Dog.” :) i wanted to help out with,“bet they’ve got some Skol though!..” but decided to mind my own business.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
haha na them thug muffins love their mad dog
shoulda pointed him out to the boones farm
Calikula - January 16, 2012
ripple?
do they make that anymore? they should, dammit.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
No dont think so
Had an old timer ask me for that yesterday. I think they have it in kansas though.
Calikula - January 16, 2012
dang. i just remember it from sanford & sons reruns. fred loved his ripple.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
oh haha never mind
someone asked me for something called blue mountain. The new hire asked about ripple, and said that its what fred liked on sanford and sons. Thats where I heard it
Calikula - January 16, 2012
apparently, it really did exist. found it here on this excellent reference site: www.ghettowine.com
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
oh wow
I had some guy on the phone the other day trying to sell me a half empty bottle of something called kummel. I guess he thought it was worth something cause it was from the 60’s. I told him “dude, this isnt pawn stars…”
Calikula - January 16, 2012
and really, even if it was…
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
"no way" would be my reply
I’d point him in the direction of the homeless shelter down the alley. Im sure one of those bums would give him a buck or a handful of pennies or something.
Calikula - January 16, 2012
it’d be nice if you could spare him an eye black or two though…
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
Those are for me, you, and tuscani
Calikula - January 16, 2012
Congrats cali!
Lucky guy! :sniffles: I wanted those!… J/k :)
Seriously, its super awesome you won!
Tuscani - January 16, 2012 via mobile
maybe instead of splitting the set we could just start an eye black rotation where we each get to wear them for a week…
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
Theres an idea
but only if Tuscani lets us use her Tebow pants on a weekly rotation as well…
Calikula - January 16, 2012
she will.
oh. she will.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
if not, then I'll have to resort to intimidation tactics
Im sure that eye black will help
Calikula - January 16, 2012
Lol you guys want in my pants?!?;)
Ok fine, but keep the sweat to a minimum! It can be the brotherhood of the traveling pants..(no I haven’t seen the movie)
Tuscani - January 16, 2012 via mobile
Well not your pants, tusc
but in Tebows…no homo
Calikula - January 16, 2012
exact.
this is just a rotation of eye blacks and dirty pants. let’s not get weird about it.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
Right, no need to make it awkward
now hand over them pants tuscani
Calikula - January 16, 2012
she’s at the all-nite pak ‘n’ ship right now, trying to fit some pants into a cardboard envelope.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
Great place for packing and shipping stuff late at night, so Im told
Calikula - January 16, 2012
Hey I just meant you guys want to get in my tebow pants..
Lol what were you two thinking I was talking about!? Jeez guys!
I’m looking for a shipment center as we speak ..who gets them first?
Tuscani - January 16, 2012 via mobile
Ox can have em 1st, nice consolation prize for missing out on sweet eye black
Calikula - January 17, 2012
sweet.
i was going to suggest that. not so much because of missing out on the eye black but because i’d get them without your sweat, if you know what i’m sayin. … maybe i’ll just hang them up in the living room instead of wearing them…
oxmouth - January 17, 2012
You mean you don't want to experience tebow sweat first hand?
I can send a cup with them if you’d prefer, I had to take it out when I was wearing them, ya know…obvious reasons
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
well, no. i’m not really seeing the advantage of someone else’s cup over someone else’s pants sweat… i suppose you can keep that.
oxmouth - January 17, 2012
Well I was gunna send you a new one, but you will manage I'm sure :)
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
Ah, sloppy 2nds
er, I mean, 3rds in your case. 4th in mine
Calikula - January 17, 2012
Lol the list keeps growing...
Haha cali they will be nice and used by the time they reach you..
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
sorry man. better you than me. if your pants sweat was more famous i’d consider going last. i’d have a couple shots of MD 20/20 before putting them on if i were you.
oxmouth - January 17, 2012
Dude, Im a freaking Roman Emporer!!!!
Ok, maybe not, but I am well known in my hometown because of the Liquor store I manage. Guess being a local celebrity doesnt count
Calikula - January 17, 2012
Its just tebows sweat, I only wear them when im watching tv..so its cool..
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
I missed out too:(
I want a consolation prize, im actually quite devastated I didn’t win. This might scar me for life..
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
Well you do have those sweet pants...
Did you get your Tebow jersey? I got my sis one, she was brave enough to stay the whole game through at a sports bar in Boston…yeesh
Calikula - January 17, 2012
No everywhere is completely sold out..still
still trying..maybe by my bday..well your sis is hardcore, good for her!
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
Ebay is golden for em
Calikula - January 17, 2012
They aren't fitting in the envelope..
Better go find a box..i guess the “if it fits, it ships” slogan doesn’t apply to tebows pants…
Tuscani - January 16, 2012 via mobile
you can ship them ground if that helps. i’m not in a huge hurry. send some cookies and a good book maybe, too.
oxmouth - January 17, 2012
I do make awesome cookies!
War and Peace? A good zombie novel? Black beauty?
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
black beauty sounds okay. who doesn’t love a great pre-teen horse story? war and peace might push you over your shipping limit and i don’t know of any zombies who write novels. mostly they just walk around and chew on people and dogs. pretty sure they have bad breath.
oxmouth - January 17, 2012
Theres Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Calikula - January 17, 2012
she’s not so unattractive…
oxmouth - January 17, 2012
black beauty it is!
I’ve personally never met a zombie, but I heard they have some in oakland, alaska, and wisconsin..
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
interestingly random places to put zombies. we had a zombie problem in denver awhile back, but some government programs got them more involved in the community and we don’t issue them driver’s licenses anymore.
oxmouth - January 17, 2012
Well raiders fans are zombies..they fit your earlier description perfectly..
And despite popular belief, zombies like the cold…
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
yeah. i would think they’d go for that. keeps them fresher. the heat would get to me as a zombie and i’d get really tired of the rotten garbage smell of me and my homies. …assuming they have homies. pretty sure they travel in packs anyway. i don’t think i’d move to alaska though. bears are way dangerous to zombies and moose aren’t exactly on friendly terms either. moose, in fact, are totally immune to zombies. lots of people aren’t aware of that.
oxmouth - January 17, 2012
Hmmmmm, interesting....
I’ve never seen a moose..or snow
Tuscani - January 17, 2012 via mobile
what???
never snow? you need to hitch a ride with a northbound zombie, tusc. keep an eye on him though.
oxmouth - January 17, 2012
Lol im a true floridian..
I have my grandpa to thank for my bronco fandom:) he was a OTR truck driver ..and loved the broncos, especially elway!
I will just strap that zombie to my roof!
Tuscani - January 18, 2012 via mobile
haha by the third use, they might be a little worn out!
Tuscani - January 16, 2012 via mobile
Thanks Tuscani!
This is the luckiest day since I found 2 bucks when I was walking home from school back in 6th grade
Calikula - January 16, 2012
Hahaha this is the greatest day of my life
HardBeingABillsFan - January 16, 2012
My 2-year old Son will blow his mind with the Eye Blacks.
… of course, he will probably plaster his 5 month old sister with them before anything else…
tonks - January 16, 2012
LOL
KaptainKirk - January 16, 2012
give it chance. she might look pretty cool.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
Nice....how do I claim my prize?
bringbackatwater - January 16, 2012
I thought I was the only one who had the Pats winning? What up?
bfree2bronc - January 16, 2012
You dont get any for being a wet blanket :P
Calikula - January 16, 2012
I'm such a loser.
Tim Lynch - January 16, 2012
Yessssss!!!!!!!!! Although I would gladly trade the eye blacks for 36 more pts scored by the Denver Broncos.
knoepke84 - January 16, 2012 via mobile
Word
Calikula - January 16, 2012
wow
I won a cap in the pick-em contest and now eye black! I must be livin right lol
turnertwo2003 - January 16, 2012
isn't there some way we could win Kaptain Kirk
an extra largest Tim Tebow Fat Head? this needs to happen.
oxmouth - January 16, 2012
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