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Get Psyched! It's the NFL Pro Bowl!: How to Fix the Year's Least Watchable Game

HONOLULU - JANUARY 30:  Peyton Manning #18 of the Indianapolis Colts carries the ball during the 2011 NFL Pro Bowl at Aloha Stadium on January 30 2011 in Honolulu Hawaii.  NFC won 55-41 over the AFC. (Photo by Kent Nishimura/Getty Images)

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over 1 year ago: HONOLULU - JANUARY 30: Peyton Manning #18 of the Indianapolis Colts carries the ball during the 2011 NFL Pro Bowl at Aloha Stadium on January 30 2011 in Honolulu Hawaii. NFC won 55-41 over the AFC. (Photo by Kent Nishimura/Getty Images)

With Denver sending six players players to represent the Mile High City, Broncos fans should be especially excited about this year's annual Pro Bowl in Hawaii. Champ Bailey, Elvis Dumervil, Von Miller, Ryan Clady, Brian Dawkins, and Willis McGahee should provide plenty of action to captivate even the most casual orange and blue enthusiast.

Come on Jezru! Nobody actually watches the Pro Bowl!

Au contraire! Most people would probably be surprised to find out that last years Pro Bowl was the most watched AFC vs. NFC match-up since 2000. Believe it or not there is more interest in the Pro Bowl than at any other time in the NFL's recent history.

There's clearly a market for an NFL All Star Game. That said, why is it so incredibly painful to watch? Simply put, it's awful because the players are only there for the Hawaiian vacation, the game check and the camaraderie with other elites. They do not care about the game. Who can blame them? They just played anywhere from 20-23 brutally taxing games, most with only one week off (assuming they didn't have the "luxury" of being ruled out due to injury.)

So how do we fix the problem of the Pro Bowl? Stick with me after the jump.

Star-divide

Believe it or not, there was a time when the Pro Bowl was a big deal. There was a time when players cared about winning and even in exacting a little payback on those who may have wronged them in the regular season. Unfortunately, as time wore on it became less and less about the game and more about everything other than the game.

I put forward three solutions to the Pro Bowl conundrum.

MONEY

As of 2010 a Pro Bowl player makes at least $22,500 and that's if they're on the squad that loses. If they win they get a bank busting $45,000. Of course there are individual contract incentives that certainly help supplement this seemingly paltry amount of money to play in a game that easily rakes in millions of dollars. Considering the fact that the bonus for winning barely covers the fines some of the defensive players received during the season, it's no wonder players don't care about it.

I call my approach the Dr. Evil approach. I propose that to make the Pro Bowl interesting that the NFL pay it's players... $1 Million (One meeeeeellion dollars) to the winners and $22,500 to the losers. Okay, maybe a little more.

Even in today's world a million dollars is a lot of money, especially to some of the athletes who are toiling away on one or two-year contracts. Further, the disparity in the winnings (and the losings) should be motivation for... I don't know... The defensive field goal unit to um... maybe at least put their hands up or do something more than stand around during an attempt.

Anyway the point here is that the NFL needs to make it worthwhile for the players to play in the game. Give them the scratch to make it worth it....Make the incentive to win larger than life and the play on that field will surely follow suit.

A RETURN TO HOW IT STARTED

Way back when the Pro Bowl first started in the 1938 season (January of 1939), this contest wasn't what we're accustomed to today. There wasn't an East vs. West or AFC vs. NFC. The first Pro Bowls were match-ups between the NFL Champion and NFL All Stars. It would be unthinkable to pull off something like that today. I mean the Giants or Patriots would surely get smoked, right? Well back in 1939, 1940 January, and 1940 December (I know it's weird) the All Stars lost to the Giants, The Packers and the Bears. It wasn't until the very last of these kinds of match-ups in 1942 that the All Stars finally emerged victorious over the Washington Redskins.

Like I said, this kind of thing would be crazy to pull off today, but think about it... You'd tune in to watch, wouldn't you? Think of all the AFC hatred for the Patriots concentrated on one team. Bernard Pollard and Von Miller on one team.... That would be something to see.

Again, though it would have to be financially beneficial to the players to make this game happen.

COLLEGIATE GAME

First a caveat. I know there have been near hundreds of NFL vs. College All Star games in the history of the NFL. I'm going to focus on the most high profile series.

From 1934-1976 there was a regular game played between the NFL Champion (or in some cases runner-ups) and College All Stars. The game was played in Chicago and was depressingly one sided over it's long tenured history. Though it certainly didn't start off that way. The first game in 1934 was played to a soccer-esque 0-0 tie between the Chicago Bears and the All Stars. In all, the College All Stars won only nine contests.

I know what you're thinking. "No way would I want Champ Bailey out there in some meaningless exhibition game to get injured against some blah blah blah...." I feel you. I understand. I don't want that either. This suggestion is more in lieu of or adjacent to the the Pro Bowl. It's my assumption that there is brand of college seniors who want to prove themselves on an NFL level and for whatever reason don't feel like they're going to get a fair shake due to the school they went to or academic/disciplinary problems. At this very second in the NFL there are Pro Bowl alternates/second stringers/third stringers/practice squad players who need to prove themselves who would be willing to play in this game. Tiki Barber and Terrell Owens would have killed themselves to play in a game like this. All to get an opportunity to prove they still got it. Considering the growing popularity of the Shrine Game, the Senior Bowl and the new NFLPA Collegiate Bowl, collegiate rosters could easily be formed.

There was a market for an NFL vs. Collegiate game at one time and there could be again... So long as it's tweaked to accommodate the realities of today's NFL.

So there you have it. Three ideas to make the Pro Bowl more interesting. Maybe they're too far fetched. Maybe some of those ideas are past their prime. I will tell you this: The NFL is at an all time high in popularity and they're missing the boat with the Pro Bowl. They need to get out in front of it. They need to make it the big deal it once was.

Poll
What should the NFL do with the Pro Bowl?
Pay the winners a ridiculous amount of money.
71 votes
Leave it as it is.
23 votes
Cancel it all together.
57 votes
Other (explain below)
15 votes

166 votes | Poll has closed

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Comments

I personally wish they'd bring back the retired players game

As well as the skill position challenges as well.

Remember the beach football game for rookies?

That poor Patriot guy suffered such a horrible injury that it ruined his career (Robert Edwards maybe). But it was a fun game to watch until that happened.

It was Robert Edwards

and he resurfaced in the CFL several years later

Pay more, but not a ridiculous amount

A more meaningful amount and more disparity between winners and losers, but not a ridiculous amount might be helpful. Maybe $100,000 per player for the winners and $25,000 for the losers. But the rules are different for the Pro Bowl in an effort to avoid players getting hurt in the game, so money alone may not make much difference. Maybe add a non-monetary incentive like baseball has for its All-Star game, but I have no suggestions as to what that might be. What really needs to be changed is the Hall of Fame game. Instead of two current teams having an extra exhibition game, maybe make it a choose up of Hall of Fame members from each conference.

Losers get nothing

I agree that raising the pay for the winners is a good idea. That being said what about paying the losing side nothing $0. They are getting a free Hawaiian vacation all expenses paid, if I am not mistaken, that anyone would love to have so why not pay the winners and not the losers. If you cannot pay them nothing, ie the players will not come, give them something not much money and widen the gap. I love the Pro Bowl either way, glad to see all the Broncos making it.

less embarrassing uniforms

would be a good first step. otherwise, i don’t know. i guess i’d be okay if it just went away. it’s pretty awful. although, i’d still put it ahead of the NBA all-star game, which is basically layup and dunk drill.

I wish all sports would get rid of there all star games. It is fine to have an all star team selection but not actually play the game. It is not real football since defense does not really play and no player wants to get hurt so just cancel it!
This isn't a fix all

But they should stop playing it in Hawaii. Play it in a different country. This will help the globalization of the game.

I went to the one in Miami a few years ago and it was a sell-out. They played it the week before the Super Bowl between Indy and the Saints.

I got to see the Broncos (Champ, Clady, Elvis, BM and Dawkins).

It was ruined

once they switched it to before the Superbowl. All the players from the two best teams don’t show up. What kind of a Pro Bowl is that? It’s just absurd that’s what it is. Plus, all the stupid rules there are to limit injuries, like no blitzing, and no blocking kicks, they might as well be playing flag football!

I agree about the switch
I actually think it would be fun to watch a flag football game

i think fans might get a kick out of watching them without helmets and without tackling

Combine the Senior Bowl with the Pro Bowl.

The best way to fix the Pro Bowl is to not play a Pro Bowl. An All Star game concept does not work in the structured and violent format of NFL football.

It’s a stupid idea to begin with.

Being played in Hawaii

is one of the few things that is right about the Pro Bowl!

I just hope the AFC wins this year

So next year, when We play in, and win, the Super Bowl, We’ll be wearing Our orange home jerseys! ;-J

Seriously though, they do need to change it back to being AFTER the Super Bowl. That’s just stupid. The Pro Bowl, without any players from either of the ‘best’ two teams. Yeah, that makes sense. Maybe not pay the losing team ANY money, would help incentivize it too.

I thought the "Home" team alternates in the SB

AFC in even numbered years, NFC in the odd numbered years if I’m not mistaken.

He is thinking baseball

Which “ohh by the way” is another stupid ploy to hype an all-star game.

Hey Pearl Jam

Maybe you can clear something up for me. About 10 or 12 years ago my two friends and I were leaving our hotel after the Pro bowl, when this guy gets in the elevator with us, asks us what we’re doing and asks if he can tag along. We said sure, went out to dinner and a strip club, with this guy paying for everything all night , food, drinks, and a limo with 100 dollar bills. Anyway, he said his name was Sean Goddard and was a member of Pearl Jam and had a house on Maui. Never found out if he was BS ing us or not but it didn’t really mater to me. Just thought if your into the band, you might know something about him. It was a hell of a night!

There's a Stone Goddard in PJ.

Maybe Sean is a pseudonym or his brother. LOL.

That’s a pretty cool experience regardless. Have some random guy tag along with you and a friend and pay for everything.

Wow

Probably was Stone then. A night I’ll never forget. As drunk as we got, it’s a wonder I remember it at all.

That is a really groovy story though

Regardless. Perhaps that’s the only part you are mis-remembering, and he in fact did introduce himself as Stone (and you just heard Sean)?

I don’t know, but sounds like a good time.

Should be a rookie v. Sophomore game.

But still have an all-star team be voted.

I love the comment about the skills competition (ie. Fastest man, strongest arm, etc.)

I hate the retired players game…

But the skills need to be participated in...

Otherwise, we just have another terrible dunk contest.

Skills Comp is what NBA/MLB have right.

HR Derby, 3 pt. shootout, Dunk contest all much better than actual games.

I had a similar thought

Have a all rookie vs, all sophs game and let the teams go all out. We all know the best part of preseason games are when the youngsters with something to prove are out on the field

The skills competitions would be nice to have too. Maybe a Front Office Skins game for bragging rights and extra draft picks?

Make it a series of individual skill competitions

Don’t have one big game, but a series of individual position skill competitions. Like the quarterbacks have various throwing competitions, kickers kick, wide receivers and running backs run timed races with obstacles, linemen push large objects around, etc. I’m sure there are lots of possibilities out there. Then award a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place finisher at each skill position based on overall points of all the competitionsn with appropriate monetary rewards. You could spread the whole thing out over the week so the NFL network would get lots of coverage.

Cancel it.

Just give these guys their “Pro Bowler” title, and a paid vacation to Hawaii.

Why would any player who is not paid any guaranteed money if he is lost to injury

will turn up for this meaningless game

consider Houston’s foster… He is on a cusp of multi million contract and he goes into this game and sprains or worse tears his knee… Do you think NFL / Texans will say , it is our fault and give him the huge guaranteed money next year.

Even NBA/NHL with his guaranteed money does not produce any incentives for players..

In this age of abundance of entertainment, it does not make the mark… Cancel it and as suggested by others, give players the title and bonus and do away with it..

Aussie Style

I was really surprised when I moved to Australia that the Rugby League “all start game” is actually considered more important then the league championship. Every year they hold the State of Origin, a series of 3 games played during the season that feature the star players who played junior rugby in Queensland versus the players from New South Wales. There is enough tradition and status attached to Origin that most young players would rather be on the winning Origin team then winning the league premiership.
Go the Maroons!

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